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"Nail me good" nail salons

"Nail me good" nail salons


xthesavior2012x:

midwestswag:

Everyones gotta eat

Too bad the windows only roll down half way with the Up Armor haha

……windows don’t roll up or down on the up armored….they go left and right….

xthesavior2012x:

midwestswag:

Everyones gotta eat

Too bad the windows only roll down half way with the Up Armor haha

……windows don’t roll up or down on the up armored….they go left and right….


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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

buckyraccoon:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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dishonored-angels:

naliest:

Am I doing this right


Nailed it

dishonored-angels:

naliest:

Am I doing this right

Nailed it

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midwestswag:

abrightersideofdarkness:

midwestswag:

Everyones gotta eat

I know we don’t park tacTICAL VEHICLES AT FUCKING SONIC

Obviously….we do

midwestswag:

abrightersideofdarkness:

midwestswag:

Everyones gotta eat

I know we don’t park tacTICAL VEHICLES AT FUCKING SONIC

Obviously….we do



abrightersideofdarkness:

midwestswag:

Everyones gotta eat

I know we don’t park tacTICAL VEHICLES AT FUCKING SONIC

Obviously….we do

abrightersideofdarkness:

midwestswag:

Everyones gotta eat

I know we don’t park tacTICAL VEHICLES AT FUCKING SONIC

Obviously….we do


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